“My most darling dearest best son in de woild. I am sure that you are having a great day thinking always about how great a father I am and all. And since you, my most intelligent and gloriously brave son, will do almost anything for me, from defending my honor , pikin’ my toenails, building fences( to keep the pilgrim hordes out) and weed eating, I am going to ask you for one more microscopic, molecular task…I need you to put my new email address on my bussiness cards. I am going to order new ones but need my email address changed. I think that the program to do it is on Photoshop, but I am not sure. So I have attached the files. I tried to get Blah to do it a while ago. I went on your mom’s mac and still couldn’t figure it out. If you can’t maybe you can get somebody to do it, one of your biddies or sumpin’. It will be greatly appreciated and I am sure that the sprit of generosity and humility will greatly elevate your holiness to the highest place in the apartment. God bless you my dearest, from His holiness, Gran Jefe’ mas chingon de Yankeee Hill, and hereditary chief papa… Ikoshy “
This is genius, I know where I get my humor from…
ahahahaha omgosh too funny he’s funnier .
